Happy Birthday! Time to choose- hair transplant or sports car.

Add a dose of office humor 🤡 to your day with our witty workplace greeting cards.
This design — “Happy Birthday! Time to choose- hair transplant or sports car.” — perfectly captures the joy, chaos, and sarcasm of modern office life.

Printed on premium cardstock, each card is designed to make your coworkers laugh, managers smirk, and HR slightly nervous. Ideal for birthdays, promotions, farewells, or just another day surviving the 9-to-5 grind.

Our cards feature clean, minimalist illustrations inspired by classic office comics — the perfect gift for anyone who loves corporate satire and dry humor.

⚠️ Disclaimer: Use with caution. We take no responsibility for any career advancements, demotions, or awkward HR conversations that may result.